Been trying not to feel this way, but it’s the first time I completely felt like… shit.

Let’s not make it sound like I’m on the same level of feeling like shit as most people. When I say I feel like shit, I mean literal shit. Poop. Dung. Human waste. Brown submarine. Everybody notices me (at least I believe they do). Everybody sees me, and when they do, they try to avoid me because I am disgusting and nobody would want to get involved with a dirty piece of shit like me. The only thing I appreciate about being like a piece of shit is that everyone cannot ignore me, not even when they want to. Because I am THE shit. Centre of attention anytime, anywhere. Infamous.

Now how can a piece of shit like me transform into glitter? I wish I knew.